cyanidewife: I’ve never had kool-aid before but for some reason we have some and i made it and ran upstairs to hide it fromm my mom bc she hates it and she yelled “don’t you dare drink that or so help me god i am kicking you out” and i yelled “fuck you I’m 16” bc i thought it was funny in my head and my mom started laughing and she peed her pants what if i make your mom laugh at disneyland and...
Reporter: So, why do you write these strong female characters?
Joss Whedon: Because you're still asking me that question.
If you are a student you should always get a good nights sleep unless you have...– Lemony Snicket (via meaganwey)
nicolascagefanblog: i want to drink all the coffee in the world
cyanidewife: Finally England huffed and slowed, his rhythm all languorous, and slid his forehead off America’s sweaty face into his hair and came, breathing America. will this ever not be hilarious (answer: no)
i absentmindedly started stacking various objects from my mother’s desk on my head while scrolling down my feed hmm
borrier: This is a song called A Baby Kangaroo Is Called A Joey
vvithin: imagine an entire room and it’s all bed no floor, just bed you roll too far to one side? don’t worry, bed’s still there all is bed