i think the way for me to be happiest in life would be total isolation from humans (especially boys) and my only responsibility would be to walk around my house all day singing
"Women are afraid of meeting a serial killer. Men are afraid of meeting someone fat."
is this truly the face of a girl who speaks a little too knowledgeably about bdsm in her anatomy class
"This is what I don’t get - Women are impure because males have touched them. Who’s the dirty one here?"